• Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
  • Mew: mew

literallysame:

sweaty-weeaboo:

literallysame:

OMG ITS THE CELLPHONE GUY HE WAS AT A PRO-DARREN WILSON RALLY 

image

why is he wearing the same shirt.

OH MY GOD

mormondad:

getting a boner before marriage is a sin

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

valvesoftware:

im lauhing so fucking hard

valvesoftware:

im lauhing so fucking hard

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

(Source: heyxbuds)

futurefantastic:

it’s easy to be self absorbed when you’re a piece of shit narcissist

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

  • Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
  • Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I also think I got hotter.

sikssaapo-p:

WINNIPEG – Police are looking for help finding a missing teen in Winnipeg.

Nora Leah Rae, 15, of Crane River First Nation, Manitoba, was visiting family in Winnipeg. She was reported missing August 6.

RCMP say family members have had contact with Rae through social media as recently as August 20. But efforts to locate Rae and ensure her safe return home have been unsuccessful.

Rae is described as Aboriginal, with long brown hair and brown eyes. She is approximately 5’3”, 130 pounds.

If you have information that could help find her, please contact the Ste Rose du Lac RCMP at 204-447-3082 or call Crime Stoppers anonymously at 1-800-222-8477. (Global)

domesuperstartucker:

being a nintendo fan these past few days

domesuperstartucker:

being a nintendo fan these past few days

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)